Elderly Woman Throws Kool-Aid On Elderly Man

Here's another one of the crazy stories of the world, coming from... you guessed it, Florida.

Is there anything better than old people fighting like they’re on a reality show?

According to the Treasure Coast Palm, a 73-year-old Indiantown, Florida woman threw a bucket -- that's right, a bucket -- of cherry Kool-Aid on an unidentified 86-year-old man while he and his 80-year-old friend were walking their dogs.

According to deputies, the 73-year-old woman said she threw the Kool-Aid because the victim and his friend “smiled at her and she knows that they did it in a malicious manner.”

She added that the man “is always the one causing trouble for her so she threw the Kool-Aid on him.” Now that's mad.  That takes planning.  You have to get the mix, the sugar, the water, and either pour it out of the pitcher into the bucket, or make the drink in the bucket.

The victim declined to press charges but wanted the woman to stay away from him.

I have so many questions.

1.  How do you smile at someone in a "malicious manner"? 

2.  Why did she have a whole BUCKET of Kool-Aid, just hanging around outside?

3. What kind of trouble is an 86 year old man causing?

4. WHAT ABOUT THE DOGS? IS ANYONE THINKING ABOUT THE PRECIOUS DOGS?!

5. What is in the water in Florida?!!

6. We know it was cherry flavor... but was it cold? Room temperature? Hot?

What do you think happened?  Tell me in the comments and we'll talk about em on the air!

Kool-Aidly yours,

Behka