Mother’s Day Is Coming: Tell Us the Worst Mother’s Day Gift Ever

I was reading something online this morning and it caught my attention.  The author named the three items she did not want for Mother's Day.  One of which was a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' starter kit.  She said she had no interest in her husband spanking her bare bottom.

That's pretty much my whole blog post, I just wanted to say bare bottom in a post.  Happy Mother's Day Sedalia.

If you want, you can tell us what your worst Mother's Day gift was.