Popular Song Questions: Do You Have The Answer?

I have often wondered or even pondered these questions about music:

• Who is Mickey and what makes him so fine? I've known a few Mickeys, and they are pretty good fisherman.  But fine? I'm not so sure.
• What the hell is Sussudio, and why does Phil Collins care?
• What kind of drug does want? And if he does do drugs, is he really that hip, or square?
• Where is Funky Town, and how do I get there?
• I've had good days, but not as many as Kool and the Gang.  Why were they always celebrating?
• Do doves really cry, and how does Prince know what that sounds like? I know he's sensitive and all, but please!
• I love the Rolling Stones, but do I really want moves like Jagger?  He's 95. Betty White has better moves.

Just a few things to make you ponder.  Please add a few of your own.