The Secret To Ending Road Rage Has Been Revealed

Guys, I don't know about you, but there are.... several times when my patience is tried by driving in Sedalia.

And keep in mind, we're just talking about Sedalia.  Let's not start talking about Highway 70, Columbia, Warrensburg, Lone Jack, any of the other places all along West Central Missouri where traffic can be a might bit frustrating.

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You know what it's like.  You're driving home from The People's Republic of Walton,  and already you're kicking yourself because you decided to take Broadway.  You know you should try to scoot over to 16th Street or Main, but noooooo, that didn't happen.  So here you are, sat behind someone who isn't quite sure if they want to turn onto State Fair Boulevard, wondering how we all got to this point.

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Well, turns out, the secret to ending road rage has been under our noses all along.  In fact, it was publicized about six years ago on social media.  But I guess that just goes to show you, the elitist liberal media never did share it everywhere, did they?! Typical.

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Anyway, a dude named John Perrine came to the rescue. He's the Public Information Officer for the Indiana State Police in Central Indiana, you know, the State Police Indianapolis District. He posted a video all the way back in 2017 that will end a lot of this.

WHERE HAVE WE BEEN? IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD US THIS YEARS AGO! SO MANY ANGRY HONKS AND UPSET BACK SEAT DRIVERS WOULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED!

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No, seriously, it's tongue in cheek, obviously. But still, wouldn't hurt as a reminder to keep using those turn signals, right? Right.

Ragingly yours,
Behka