Do These Shoes Make Me Look Fat?

Are your shoes adding weight to your appearance?

Guys, this one's for you too! Because, chances are, you've had at least a monthly or weekly, if not daily experience with your wife, fiancé, or girlfriend spending tireless hours getting ready, only to confront you with the dreaded question that follows, “Does this make me look fat?” Whatever you do, don't answer that! The best response, “You're always beautiful."

The one article of clothing that we, as women, rarely blame our feelings of frumpiness on – our shoes! That's right, according to Forever 21 the shoes you choose to wear could be wreaking havoc on your self-esteem! Trust me, you'll want to thank me for passing this along.

If you want to elongate your legs while exploiting your God-given curves, especially the derriere, check out some advice from Livestrong. Heels can make all the difference!

Ladies, the next time you're getting ready, strap those sexy, slimming shoes on, walk out with confidence and ask him no questions!

Guys, please don't blame me for the shoe store charges on your credit card statement.  Instead, how about a thank you for helping you get to dinner on time?