Every day, you do this.  I do this.  And there are some people who want to watch the world burn. 

Shoes.  Socks.  Most of us wear them every day.  Sure, some people may  not wear socks on certain occasions, and that's fine. But I think I need to address an issue I have with Husbando when it comes to footwear.

Every morning, I put on my socks, and then I put on my shoes.  Sock, sock, shoe, shoe.  Like a normal, sane person.  Husbando, however, will put on one sock, then one shoe, and repeat.

What kind of madness is this? 

What if there's some dire emergency and you have to get up right away? Are you going to hobble with your one shoe on across the house?  Of course, it's not like there are a LOT of emergencies that happen in that thirty seconds of time, but... come on. What if the cat knocks over a glass of water? You can leap into action in socks, or you can limp into action in one shoe.

I guess my Mom taught me to do it that way, and to do it any other way just seems strange. I know I can't necessarily walk in Husbando's shoes, but... can he walk in one shoe and a bare foot?

I mean, I know I do stupid stuff that doesn't matter. I turn down the radio when I'm trying to see a street sign, as if that will help.  I sound out "Wed-Nes-Day" when I type it. But.. this... just MATTERS to me. I don't know why it bugs me so much, but it does.

What do you do when you put on your socks and shoes in the morning?  Am I the freakjob, or is Husbando?  Either way, this is obviously the most important thing you'll think about today, I'm sure. *

Footwearingly yours,























*JOKING, please don't get mad at me.

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