Yes, Missouri Really Does Have a Zombie Response Team
If you're from Missouri, you likely require to be shown something to believe it. I know because that's the way I am, too. That's why I will show you that Missouri really does have a zombie response team.
This is one of the reasons why I thoroughly enjoy hanging out on the Missouri sub-Reddit. This person was hanging out in Butler, Missouri and snapped a picture of a vehicle that they saw pulling up to the fire department building and they say the person that exited the vehicle entered the building "like the dang world is ending".
Missouri Zombie Response Team in Butler Missouri
byu/Outrageous-Orange007 inmissouri
If that's not enough proof for you, the Missouri Zombie Response team has an official Facebook page to where their motto is (and I quote):
"The purpose of the Mid-Missouri Zombie Outbreak Response Team is to advocate awareness prior to and render aid following the rise of the Zombies."
They state the rise of the zombies like it's an imminent fact and perhaps that's why the team member in Butler, Missouri was entering the fire department building "like the dang world is ending" because maybe he/she/it knows something the rest of us don't - yet.
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