There's one commercial people won't be talking about after the Super Bowl.
The NFL reportedly refused to air a commercial during the big game for an outfit called Daniel Defense because it is for guns.
The NFL rejected the ad by telling Daniel Defense, "Unfortunately, we cannot accept your commercial in football/Super Bowl spots due to the rules the NFL itself has set into place for your comp
Taco Bell was forced to retract its anti-vegetable commercial for promoting its 12-pack of tacos. The ad opens with the narrator deriding vegetables, saying "Veggies on game day is like punting on fourth and one — it's a cop out."
The great beast of worldwide commerce has finally put its filthy hooves on the necks of the occult merchant and slobber jawed the wicked and the mystic right out of business.
A 12-year-old boy in the Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas area who is six feet tall and weighs 300 pounds is being denied the opportunity to play football with his friends, thanks to his size.
Two prisoners are talking: "What are you in for?" "I'm doing 20 years for drug sales, how about you?" "I'm doing life for buying a big gulp in New York City!" "*gasp* You savage you animal how could you? "Uh, well, I was really really thirsty."