Costume

A costume company is now selling an Ebola Containment Suit Halloween costume. It includes a white biohazard suit and mask, blue latex gloves, and safety goggles. You'll have to buy your own yellow boots to go with it.

When we look back at 2013, it may very well go down as the year of the offensive Halloween costume.

Dukes & Boots in Sedalia was the place to be this Halloween. I was there doing a live broadcast for the Halloween party and costume contest, and man, was it amazing.

I think Halloween is kind of geared towards women. If you're a guy trying to find a Halloween costume that's "sexy," there are not a lot of options. You can be like a Johnny Depp pirate, a cowboy or maybe like Aladdin or something dumb. On the other hand, women have sexy everything. I mean EVERYTHING.

We are approaching Halloween; you've got one last chance to grab a Halloween costume and commit to it. I am a last second type of guy, no matter what the scenario is. I have yet to buy a Halloween costume and I'm sure many of you are in the same boat. Here are some lame Halloween costume ideas.

Looking to get an early start on your costume for that midnight screening of 'Star Wars: Episode VII' in 2015? Well Costume Craze has got you disturbingly and revealingly covered with their "OH THE HUMANITY!" shout-inducing Second Skin costumes featuring your favorite folks from a galaxy that is not nearly far, far away enough...

We hope when people asked Chris Brown what he was for Halloween, he answered, "I'm offensive." That is maybe the only thing that would make the terrorist outfit he donned with pals cool. Of course he probably didn't. Would we be upset if anybody else had done this for Halloween? It's hard to say, because we can't imagine anybody other than Chris Brown being this for Halloween.

When we get older, Halloween becomes less about accumulating candy and more about letting off some steam and having a good time. However, the mixture of alcohol and costumes are too much for some adult Halloween revelers to handle and their celebrations run them afoul of the law.

It's unclear if a nine-year-old New Sewickley, PA, girl was actually dressed as a skunk Saturday night for a local Halloween party. But she was wearing a black hat and a white tussle and that was enough for a relative of the unidentified girl to mistake her for the stinky varmint.

Thanks to Mitt Romney and a bunch of merry meme makers, Big Bird is hot. Thanks to the novelty costume makers at Yandy.com, Big Bird is sexy. Ick.