There's only one thing worse at a cookout than some idiot acting like an jerkface and ruining it for everyone else . . . and that's TWO idiots who are MARRIED to each other.
It's a big day, I get it. You wanna get out there, have some fun, let loose a little. That's great, but do keep your head firmly attached to your shoulders.
One of the biggest holidays of the summer is coming up this week. There are lots of people out there already making plans and preparations for our nation's Independence Day.