You remember, how we went to the Vet Man? We had to listen to that dog barking? We went and he took some blood from you, and you gave that Vet Tech that looks a lot like Jenny Slate the Business?
For many a year as a pet owner of several different animals, their behavior has vexed me. In my mind, it seems almost inexplicable. I have tried and tried to reason with said animals, be they cats, fish or even the occasional small child. All for naught. But now, now the internet has finally produced something of use to me: an explanation.