Six Missouri Shaped Gift Ideas This Christmas

If you're like me, most of your holiday gift shopping is done. There might be just a couple little things to get, and those can be the hardest to buy for. So if there's someone you're putting off buying something for because you just don't know what to get them, or for whatever reason, why not buy them something Missouri shaped? It's fun, and heck, you don't even have to know the person that well to hit a home run on this one. That guy in sales you drew in Secret Santa... what's his name... Jeff? Done. Aunt Roxie, who you speak to literally once a year? You're good. The accountant who got you a really good tax break this year? YES.

But what can you get? Sure, you find a necklace, a keychain, or a pillow or something, but those are too easy! Steve got you eight bills back for that thing you didn't know you could itemize! You owe him a good gift. It's just karma.

1. Cheese Board.

Yes, you can cut your cheese on Missouri state. And it's made from Missouri wood!

Buy it here.

2.  A Missouri Mirror.

When you want to look deep within yourself, but also want your reflection to be Missouri shaped, you're set!

Buy it here.

3.  A Missouri Chair.

You can sit in Missouri Shaped Comfort when you put this one on the porch. Or really, you can sit in any shape of comfort, I'm not here to judge you.

Buy it here.

4.  Missouri Cufflinks.

For someone who loves Missouri and also loves to keep their cuffs together! And, admittedly, it's a lot classier gift than these. I mean, sure, you and Jeff have lunch together sometimes, but... that's just a line nobody wants to cross.

Buy it here.

5.  250 Missouri Pencils. 

If you've got a hankerin' to write, and you know 249 other people who ALSO have a hankerin' to write, these are perfect. Not only are they awkward to hold, but they're not mechanical (good luck finding a sharpener that works) and did you SEE that eraser?

Buy it here.

6.  A Missouri Skillet. 

I know, you've got questions. I've got questions. But I do think it might KIND of be cool to make a pancake in the shape of our state. But... do I really want to pay $700 for the privilege? I know you can choose to have it pre-seasoned for you, but... dang.

If you're up to it, buy it here.

Well, hopefully now you've got some gift ideas for those last few people on your list. Or the last two hundred and forty nine. Whichever.

Missourily yours,
Behka