I think you know where I'm going with this.

Sedalia is an unusual beast.  We talk a little differently, we have our own way of doing things. But, as a lifelong Sedalian, I can tell you that we probably aren't going to say any of these things.

1.  "Fair traffic? I love it! Everyone follows all the rules of the road, it's nice to see."

2.  "I'm not interested in any drama or gossip on the internet."

3.  "I don't have any idea what my neighbor does in his backyard."

4.  "That's funny, I've never seen shoes on a power line before."

5.  "I prefer to eat at home, I've never had any good restaurant food."


What would you add to the list? Keep in mind I'm not really being serious here, people.

Jokingly yours,



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