I carry a purse.  Because I have stuff, and that stuff needs carryin'. 

I still think it's a conspiracy of the fashion industry to MAKE us carry these things by not providing pockets in our outfits, but hey.  It is what is is.

So anyway, you're out in public.  You have to use the loo.  You go in to the stall, and there's no hanger on the back of the door.

What do you do?  I mean, you can't just put it on the floor.  That seems wrong.

I paid a good amount of money for this stupid piece of plastic, leather and cloth.  I don't want bathroom germs all up in my business.  Sure, I could put it on the paper dispenser, but usually it won't sit still and stay balanced.

THIS IS A DILEMMA.  I am triggered.  I need to calm down.  I need to relax. Maybe I should listen to some music. I don't know. I just know I can't live like this, with a purse on the floor. Or even worse, on my lap! Jeezy creezy.

Anyway, please tell me what you do when there's no little hook on the door.  I want to know what you think.

Triggeredly yours,

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