Merry Happy Hallowgiving Newmas

It seems to me that all the Fall and Winter holidays are running together.  Go shopping and you will see Halloween costumes next to Santa.  What the heck?

Why are we in such a rush?  I just get off my Halloween sugar rush and then have to worry about tryptophan poisoning.  I want to enjoy my Thanksgiving turkey without wrapping presents with Baby New Year please! I want to be able to watch football (i.e. nap) on Thanksgiving Day without picking my Final Four bracket.

People, I'm getting old! Lets slow this thing down a bit please! Now pass me the stuffing and pop the cork on that champagne!