16 Questionable Things I’ve Posted On Twitter

Well, the internet can be a magical place where you share your opinion and no one cares.  Apparently I've been on the Twitter for ten years.  And well, I've said some questionable things.  Some of them I don't even remember what I was talking about. Here are some of the ones I've done over the years.

This is a legit question, you guys.  Unless it's like, seventeen thousand fake lemons and they always just grab the one real one.

Gross, right?  He also puts in pickle relish.  It's just wrong.

Thinking is Husbando's forte, by the way.

I love all kinds of vet shows, really.  But The Vet Life is probably my favorite, even if the cat doesn't like it.

There was a time when I watched The Voice on tv.  I think it was just the first two seasons.

See, this was a long time ago, because he was still Boyfriendo then.

I have no idea what I was talking about then.  Taco burgers, I guess.

I don't remember what this was about either.  I do think it's odd to put bee pollen in anything, though, so that must have been the stand out.

See the huge gap inbetween the dates here? For about three years, I kind of forgot I had a Twitter.  I think I literally did one tweet a year during that dark period.

I still remember that, it was like a comedy movie, it was so crazy.

I remember this, as well.  It's not too often I punch myself in the face, though.

The jury is still out, definitely.

Do you use Twitter? What are some of your favorite accounts to follow?

Twittingly yours,

Behka