Animal Carjacking?

Hello kids. Every day I end up reading several of what I call "The Stupid Stories" or "The Crazy Stories." And I gotta admit, I love when that story is about an animal.

A driver on a country road in Germany had a recent run-in he's not likely to forget. When Guther Hauser came across a goat in the middle of the road, he stopped to see if he could shoo the animal away -- and that's when it leaped into Hauser's car and refused to leave, reported the U.K. Sun. While the motorist watched in disbelief, the stubborn animal made himself at home and began munching on the car seats, forcing Hauser to seek help. When a local farm turned Hauser away thinking he was a burglar, Hauser called the cops. The police rounded up some men to help get the escaped goat out of the vehicle.

Now that's a little misleading, sure. The goat didn't DRIVE the car. He didn't actually try to leave with it. But that is animal crime, sure.

Not unlike this crazy story about a bird that is a thief!

Alot of us here in west central Missouri have animals or pets. Do your animals steal food or your chair? Do they do stuff they just shouldn't do? Tell us some funny stories!

Guiltily yours,
Behka