Nine Useless, Completely Ridiculous Stock Photos

I didn't know I needed this, but I needed this.

To start off, I want to be clear: Someone Gets Paid To Do This.  Someone, somewhere, thought, "I need a photo of this! Jenkins, get your models and get on it!" I just... can't imagine WHY.

Hopefully someday someone will explain. Have you ever seen any photos on the internet and just...wondered why?

Photographically yours,
Behka