Oreo, What In The Foul World Are You Thinking NOW?

Guys, as you know, I'm a person that likes to try new things. And I like to share those things with you.

But sometimes... those things are not pleasant things. Sometimes, they're... no.

Let's talk about two newish flavors from Oreo, and let me explain myself.

Guys. I tried. I really did. And everything in my normal life told me I would like these! I Love salted caramel, and I love Irish Cream. But... this just wasn't it, guys. The Post Malone kind had like, larger bits of hard salt in it. Which is fine I guess, but I don't want that in my Oreo.

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And the Irish Cream? Oh lord. Let me tell you, Gentle Reader, do not try these, even on a dare. These are straight up nasty. Like after I ate it, I immediately wanted to slap it ACROSS THE FACE IT DIDN'T HAVE and order it to "CALL ME MISS JACKSON".

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I don't know where they went wrong with this one, guys. Admittedly the Post Malone one could be nice - the salt chunks need to go, but the salt flavor can stay. Salted Caramel is a good idea, that one should have been a home run.  Just tweak it a bit, and you're good, right?

The other one (I don't even want to speak it's name, it's offended me so much), it is like if you wanted a cookie with cheap whiskey in it with a side of cream that's juuuuuuust gone off. It made me make an involuntary face.

I hated it.

I hated it so much.....

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So... yeah.  That's what I thought of the two new Oreo flavors.  Don't get me wrong, I want you to keep trying, keep experimenting....but not every new flavor is going to be a hit. And these two.... were just not. What do you think?  Have you tried a cookie flavor you didn't like?

Cremeily yours,

Behka